by Ryan Woerner | Nov 9, 2022 | Blog, General Writing
Most of the posts on this blog, when boiled down to core components, yield an uncomplicated combination of two or more of the following: tracking numbers, pointless investigations, dumb jokes, declaring definitive winners of things, and content no one but myself truly...
by Ryan Woerner | Mar 6, 2022 | Blog, General Writing
When I made the leap into independence and moved into my own apartment back in 2016 I, like many others, made – do with what I had. My couch was a hand me down from a friend, complete with the cliche spring sticking out of the back, ready to snag an unsuspecting...
by Ryan Woerner | Mar 15, 2019 | General Writing
I do not consider myself someone who is quick to anger, nor quick to disqualify another human as worthy of my presence. However, there are a certain set of rules that I do adhere to, and expect those around me to do the same. This blog post will serve as a list of...
by Ryan Woerner | Oct 25, 2018 | Blog, General Writing
Introduction Or, The Significance of Certain Numbers The number 182 is significant for a large number of reasons to a large number of people. If you are, for instance, a Greek basketball fan, your brain may associate that number first with the number of games in a...
by Ryan Woerner | Dec 15, 2016 | General Writing
As fall begins to yield to the throes of winter, the time we spend outdoors grows smaller and smaller, the blistering wind forcing us from our football fields, our playgrounds and our above ground post-Trump nuclear war bunkers to the safety and warmth of the indoors....
by Ryan Woerner | Nov 8, 2016 | General Writing
This isn’t easy for me to write. It isn’t easy, but it’s important. It’s important that I write this because the feelings I have for you are so personal. They’re pseudo-deep and deal with such meaningful and deeply-rooted emotions. Which...
