by Ryan Woerner | Jul 24, 2018 | Books
Buy It On Amazon Buy It Elsewhere If I Did It By: OJ Simpson And His ghostwriter Pablo And Fred Goldman And Kim Goldman And Donald Trump This was (naturally) the first book I read when I got on my OJ Simpson kick after watching “The People vs. OJ” on...
by Ryan Woerner | May 1, 2018 | Short Stories
The word was stuck in my throat, unmoving, unwilling to budge even an inch, trepidation apparent in my voice despite the fact that I hadn’t even mustered up the courage to speak. It wasn’t the word itself that had found its way lodged in my throat, it was the message...
by Ryan Woerner | Jan 15, 2017 | Short Stories
“Honey, please don’t forget to take your medication,” said Haley Dutessa, poking her head through doorway leading from the kitchen to the living room, where her husband James sat, typing away on his laptop. Having heard what sounded like his wife coming up their...
by Ryan Woerner | Jan 11, 2017 | Short Stories
…And then, as a thank you to the staff that had just elected him President of the company, George fired each and every one of them. Except, of course, Patricia. Like an old man visiting his childhood home, the two of them would periodically return to that spot...
by Ryan Woerner | Dec 15, 2016 | General Writing
As fall begins to yield to the throes of winter, the time we spend outdoors grows smaller and smaller, the blistering wind forcing us from our football fields, our playgrounds and our above ground post-Trump nuclear war bunkers to the safety and warmth of the indoors....
