by Ryan Woerner | Dec 15, 2016 | General Writing
As fall begins to yield to the throes of winter, the time we spend outdoors grows smaller and smaller, the blistering wind forcing us from our football fields, our playgrounds and our above ground post-Trump nuclear war bunkers to the safety and warmth of the indoors....
by Ryan Woerner | Nov 8, 2016 | General Writing
This isn’t easy for me to write. It isn’t easy, but it’s important. It’s important that I write this because the feelings I have for you are so personal. They’re pseudo-deep and deal with such meaningful and deeply-rooted emotions. Which...
by Ryan Woerner | Nov 5, 2016 | General Writing
Let me start by pointing out that the title of this entry is a lie—Pennsylvania does not allow for early voting, so I have not in fact done a vote yet. But come Tuesday I will do a vote. So while Pennsylvania also doesn’t mandate that employers give you time off...
by Ryan Woerner | Feb 23, 2016 | General Writing
No one on Earth is without fault. Every man, woman, child and some intelligent breeds of horse have vices. Some people drink too much, some people do cocaine and someone out there in this vast, beautiful world decided to make WikiFeet.com. Even acclaimed blog authors...
by Ryan Woerner | Feb 10, 2016 | Reviews
I know what you’re thinking, and no, unfortunately season 12 episode six “Being Frank” does not explain the Russian hats that Frank and Charlie were wearing throughout episode five. Now that I’ve likely lost about 2/3rds of my readers with that last...