All The Dirty Parts

By: Daniel Handler

With my OJ kick waning (for the time being) I’ve turned to a book by one of my favorite authors of all time. And let me tell you, he sure says “cock” way more in this one than he did in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

If you’ve ever wondered how a particularly horny teenage boy thinks, this book sheds some light. Certainly not for the faint of heart (it features a woman with underarm hair, which some may find disturbing), All the Dirty Parts was a quick read (coming in at 134 pages) and worth a glance even though Handler glosses over some of the more important portions of the story.

Conclusion: He did a lot of things, including “it.”

Official RyanRating™:  ★★★☆☆