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Books I’ve Read: Turtles All the Way Down

Turtles All The Way DownBy: John Green This book is a John Green book, which, according to what I've seen on the internet, means it's probably very similar to many other books that are also John Green books. However, this is also my first John Green book, meaning I...

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Swish

As is often the case in the great game of basketball, one look at the box score told the story of the night for Aaron Bud and the Los Angeles Lakers. And while some stories are jovial in nature, light in tone and intended for young audiences, others are not. Some are...

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FWD:

Delete. Delete. Delete. Del–uhh, mark as unread. Probably should open that one later, thought Lawrence. At age 27 in calendar year 2019, the only people that still communicated via email with any sense of meaningful importance in Lawrence's life were his co-workers,...

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Dark

 Newspapers fell to the floor as he tapped away at the keyboard, his fingers gliding across the keys while his eyes remained locked on the screen to what many mothers would agree was an unhealthy degree. They darted back and forth at times as windows were opened and...

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Ryan Woerner By The Numbers

Introduction Or, The Significance of Certain Numbers The number 182 is significant for a large number of reasons to a large number of people. If you are, for instance, a Greek basketball fan, your brain may associate that number first with the number of games in a...

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Books I’ve Read: All The Dirty Parts

All The Dirty Parts By: Daniel Handler With my OJ kick waning (for the time being) I've turned to a book by one of my favorite authors of all time. And let me tell you, he sure says "cock" way more in this one than he did in A Series of Unfortunate Events. If you've...

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Books I’ve Read: OJ is Innocent and I Can Prove It

OJ Is Innocent and I Can Prove It By: OJ Simpson  Bill Dear Book number two in my endless journey to get to the bottom of the OJ Simpson case. You all trust me to solve this one, so the pressure is resting squarely on me right now, and I think I'm the guy who can do...

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Books I’ve Read: If I Did It

If I Did It By: OJ Simpson And His ghostwriter Pablo And Fred Goldman And Kim Goldman And Donald Trump This was (naturally) the first book I read when I got on my OJ Simpson kick after watching "The People vs. OJ" on Netflix every day after work for about a week. I...

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The Other One

The word was stuck in my throat, unmoving, unwilling to budge even an inch, trepidation apparent in my voice despite the fact that I hadn’t even mustered up the courage to speak. It wasn’t the word itself that had found its way lodged in my throat, it was the message...

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