by Ryan Woerner | Jul 15, 2020 | Uncategorized
Worked Monday through Friday I found myself in the extremely fortunate position of switching from working in the office at 53 W. James Street to working from the bedroom at 325 N. Queen Street (apartment number withheld to prevent unexpected anthrax deliveries) in the...
by Ryan Woerner | Oct 29, 2019 | Books
Buy It On Amazon Buy It Elsewhere Turtles All The Way DownBy: John Green This book is a John Green book, which, according to what I’ve seen on the internet, means it’s probably very similar to many other books that are also John Green books. However, this...
by Ryan Woerner | May 9, 2019 | Short Stories
As is often the case in the great game of basketball, one look at the box score told the story of the night for Aaron Bud and the Los Angeles Lakers. And while some stories are jovial in nature, light in tone and intended for young audiences, others are not. Some are...
by Ryan Woerner | May 6, 2019 | Short Stories
Delete. Delete. Delete. Del–uhh, mark as unread. Probably should open that one later, thought Lawrence. At age 27 in calendar year 2019, the only people that still communicated via email with any sense of meaningful importance in Lawrence’s life were his...
by Ryan Woerner | Mar 15, 2019 | General Writing
I do not consider myself someone who is quick to anger, nor quick to disqualify another human as worthy of my presence. However, there are a certain set of rules that I do adhere to, and expect those around me to do the same. This blog post will serve as a list of...
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